@Kanthaswamy Balasubramaniam
An American had unprotected sex with someone in Asia and when he went home, his appendage had turned green
So he went to an American Doctor Who said “This is Mongolian Pox. It's an STD. We have to amputate and remove your appendage”
The man was horrified. He said “I won't want an operation to remove my appendage. I am taking a second opinion”
He went to a Chinese Doctor Who after a long examination said “You have Mongolian Pox”
The man said “I know but the American Doctor wants to amputate my appendage”
The Chinese Doctor said “Waaa. These Americans. They always want to operate and amputate and raise costs and bills…such a waste of time. In one week, it will fall off by itself”.

一名美國人與亞洲人發(fā)生了無保護(hù)的性行為，當(dāng)他回家時(shí)，他的附屬物已經(jīng)變綠
于是他去找了一位美國醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生說：“這是蒙古痘。這是一種性病。我們必須切除并移除你的丁丁”
男人驚恐萬分。他說：“我不想做手術(shù)切除我的肢體。我要聽聽別人的意見。”
他去看了一位中國醫(yī)生，經(jīng)過長時(shí)間的檢查后，醫(yī)生說“你得了蒙古痘”
男人說：“我知道，但是美國醫(yī)生想切除我的丁丁?！?br /> 中國醫(yī)生說：“哇啊，這些美國人，他們總是想做手術(shù)，切除，增加費(fèi)用和賬單……真是浪費(fèi)時(shí)間。一個(gè)星期后，它自己就會(huì)掉下來?！?br />